Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Woody Allen

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Ben Stein

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Socrates

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

William Shakespeare

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Woody Allen